I Would Have Stage-fright If

If Something Is Stolen From You, Don't Go To The Police. They're Not Interested. Don't Go To A Psychologist Either, Because He's Interested In Only One Thing: That It Was Really You Who Did The Stealing.

A Woman Who Cannot Be Ugly Is Not Beautiful.

Experiences Are Savings Which A Miser Puts Aside. Wisdom Is An Inheritance Which A Wastrel Cannot Exhaust.

I Am Already So Popular That Anyone Who Vilifies Me Becomes More Popular Than I Am.

When I Read, It Is Not Acted Literature; But What I Write Is Written Acting.