I Would Have Stage-fright If

Matrimony Is The Union Of Meanness And Martyrdom.

Many Women Would Like To Dream With Men Without Sleeping With Them. Someone Should Point Out To Them That This Is Utterly Impossible.

How Is The World Ruled And Led To War? Diplomats Lie To Journalists And Believe These Lies When They See Them In Print.

Today's Literature: Prescriptions Written By Patients.

Education Is A Crutch With Which The Foolish Attack The Wise To Prove That They Are Not Idiots.