I Would Almost Rather Be

I Love Dogs Because They're So Adaptable.

Actors, They Come And Go, You Know.

I Prefer To Think Of The Audience As A Single Living Organism With Which I Am Sharing A Singular, Never-to-be-repeated Experience.

During My Teen Years, For Halloween, I Went As A Registered Voter.

The Word 'equality' Shows Up Too Much In Our Founding Documents For Anyone To Pretend It's Not The American Way.