I Would Almost Rather Be

I'm So Sick Of Hearing How There's No Strong Roles For Women. I Don't Care About Strong Roles. I Just Want To See Women Who Are Characters! A Nun, A Serial Killer, A Housewife, As Long As There's Some Depth There.

I Am Not A Morning Person. I Like To Sleep In.

I Prefer To Think Of The Audience As A Single Living Organism With Which I Am Sharing A Singular, Never-to-be-repeated Experience.

I Just Want To Be Clear, I Am A Very Dark And Bitter Person, But I Think On Some Level, Everything Really Does Come When It's Meant To Come.

Woke Up This Morning To The Incredible News That I Was Nominated For An Emmy, And A Shower Full Of Dog Poop. Apparently My Dog Is So Excited, She Has Explosive Diarrhea. I Truly Could Not Be More Thankful To The Emmy Voters For Including Me In This Brilliant Company Of Extraordinary Women. Now, If You'll Excuse Me, I Have To Go Clean Up An Enormous Amount Of Dog Poop Out Of My Shower. Yay!