I Work With People And

What The Hell Could You Do? I've Never Been Arrested, I Haven't Taken Drugs, I've Had The Same Wife For 54 Years; Where's Anything Of Interest To People?

I Do Conventions Sometimes Every Other Weekend. Whenever I Have Time, And It's Not Too Far Away. I Get A Lot Of Invitations (to Appear At Conventions) In Other Countries And I Have To Turn Them Down.

I Think People Are Interested In Anything That's A Little Bigger Than Life And That's Colorful And - You Know, What They Like? They Like Fairy Tales For Grownups.

If I Got A Superpower I Wouldn't Say, Oh, I Got To Get A Costume And Put On A Mask. I Would Say Hey, I Can Do Something Better Than Other People. How Can I Turn It Into A Buck?

Nobody Likes To Be Preached To.