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I Just Have A Real Problem With People Who Seek To Portray Fatness Or Thinness As Moral Concepts.

I Almost Choke On My Popcorn When I Hear Film Stars, Who Walk On Red Carpets As Much As The Rest Of Us Do On Zebra Crossings, Criticising Youngsters Who Crave Fame.

I Jest, Of Course; Premature Ejaculation Isn't A Laughing Matter For Anyone, Except For Your Friends When You Tell Them About It On The Phone The Next Morning. My First Marriage Ended Because The Main Event Was Invariably Over Before My Husband Got His Socks Off.

When The Sex War Is Won Prostitutes Should Be Shot As Collaborators For Their Terrible Betrayal Of All Women.

Hooliganism Incarnate, A Walking, Talking, Screaming, Squawking Metaphor For What's Wrong With Young People Today.