I Wonder How They Deal

To Look Like You Are A Real Sports Fan, When There Is A Game On Tv Just Yell, Oh, Come On! Every Now And Then At The Tv.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Idiots Is A Conga Line.

Popcorn Is One Of The Only Situations In Which You Eat The Result Of An Explosion.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

I Wasn't The Class Clown, But I Was Starting To Become The "crazy Guy" At Law School, Which Is The Guy Who Is Not So Much "crazy" As "annoying."