I Wish... That You Had

When A Man Is Once In Fashion, All He Does Is Right.

Women Who Are Either Indisputably Beautiful, Or Indisputably Ugly, Are Best Flattered Upon The Score Of Their Understandings.

I Have Seen Many People, Who While You Are Speaking To Them, Instead, Of Looking At, And Attending To You, Fix Their Eyes Upon The Ceiling, Or Some Other Part Of The Room, Look Out Of The Window, Play With A Dog, Twirl Their Snuff-box, Or Pick Their Nose. Nothing Discovers A Little, Futile, Frivolous Mind More Than This, And Nothing Is So Offensively Ill-bred.

Pocket All Your Knowledge With Your Watch, And Never Pull It Out In Company Unless Desired.

Merit And Knowledge Will Not Gain Hearts, Though They Will Secure Them When Gained.