I Wish That Real Estate

Ask Your Child What He Wants For Dinner Only If He's Buying.

Being Poor Is Like Being A Child. Being Rich Is Like Being An Adult: You Get To Do Whatever You Want. Everyone Is Nice When They Have To Be; Rich People Are Nice When They Feel Like It.

Any Artist Who Has That Quality Of Timelessness Has That Quality Because They Tell The Truth.

I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs. That Way, They Hear It More Than Once.

When I Was Young, I Liked Romance. But To Me, Romance Is The Opposite Of Domestic Life. I Just Don't Want Anyone In The Apartment, Not For Longer Than A Few Hours.