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Children Consider Disliking Their Parents Natural, But If The Dislike Is Returned, They Are Outraged.

I Would Like To Be A Figment Of My Own Imagination, But Belly And Bowels Will Not Permit.

People Who Expect Deference Resent Mere Civility.

The Squabbles Of Philandering Zeus And Shrewish Hera Are The Greeks' Comment On Married Life.

Jokes Are Unanswerable Objections.