I Went Through Awkward, Chubby,

I Want People To Think That I'm A Magical, Weird-looking Freak Of Nature, But They Really See Me As A Sexy Amazon Jungle Cat. That Makes Sense - I'm A Little Bit Of Both, But I Definitely Lean Toward The Narwhal Side Of The Equation.

If You Want To Be A Legitimate Artist, It's More Important What You Say No To.

I Love Creepy Old Dudes. I Love That They Have So Much Self-confidence, Despite Having No Evidence Whatsoever To Back It Up.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine.

I Like To Admire. I'm A Fan Of Beauty.