I Went Skiing Today, Too,

I Have An Imagination Because My Life Is So Boring That My Imagination Lets Me Get Off The Reality Of What's Going On.

I Get Recognized, But I'm Not Really A Famous Famous.

I'm Very Romantic When I Masturbate. Sometimes I Light A Candle...then I Try And Shoot It Out. It's Like A Carnival.

If I Was To Have Sex With One Animal It Would Be A Horse. That Is A Beautiful Animal. And When You Have Sex With A Horse, You Know You Always Have A Ride Home.

Never Drink Alone, That's What They Say. But You Know What? If You Drink You Will Never Be Alone, Alright?