I Went From My Mother

So At 16 I Got A Job At The Local Radio Station. And I Was Working After School And Weekends. I Did The News; I Did Everything. I Did - Played Records.

People Think I'm Talking Like I'm In Perfect Health, But I Have All The Infirmities For My Age. I Have Arthritis And All Those Things. But If You Keep Moving, That Won't Bother You.

If You Spend Your Life Thinking, "i Wonder If Today Is When It Ends," You're Going To Miss Out On Everything Wonderful.

I Found Doing That Kind Of Comedy Without An Audience Is Just... For Me, It's Almost Impossible. You Need The Audience To Do Their Half Of The Work.

Women Will Never Be As Successful As Men Because They Have No Wives To Advise Them.