I Wasn't In Any Way

I Heard A Story About Her Once,' Said James. 'she Was Interviewing A Psychopath. She Showed Him A Picture Of A Frightened Face And Asked Him To Identify The Emotion. He Said He Didn't Know What The Emotion Was But It Was The Face People Pulled Just Before He Killed Them.

I Am The Neurological Opposite Of A Psychopath, In That I Feel Anxious Almost All The Time. It Must Be Great To Not Constantly Feel Like You’ve Got Someone Living Inside Your Face, Shooting You With A Mini Taser.

My Paranoia Never Ends, But I Haven't Been Paranoid About Being Spied On My Shadowy Forces For Some Time Now.

Of Course There Are People Who Would Like To Eat Breakfast Without The Screams Of Toddlers All Around Them, But Those People Should Get Over Themselves And Stop Being Stuck Up And Idiotic.

I Write Funny Nonfiction Adventure Books About Crazy, Serious Worlds.