I Was Told All My

... Humility + Humor = Humanity.

I Sang With Anita Bryant In The Southern Baptist Churches.

God Didn't Bless Me With Success So I Could Eat Caviar Every Day.

People Were Referring To Me As The New Anita Bryant. Anita Would Get A Little Jealous.

I Change My Hairstyle Every Day For The Show, I'm Fastidious And Vain About My Nails And Teeth And Grooming And Makeup, But A Perfect Body, Forget It. Dust To Dust, Wuggies To Wuggies.