I Was Second In Line

The Only Man Who Could Make A Love Scene Comfortable Was Clark Gable. He Was Born Graceful, He Knew What To Do With His Feet And When He Took Hold Of You, There Was No Fooling Around.

I'll Match My Flops With Anybody's But I Wouldn't Have Missed 'em.

Success Is A Public Affair. Failure Is A Private Funeral.

Acting Is Standing Up Naked And Turning Around Very Slowly.

Taking Joy In Living Is A Woman's Best Cosmetic.