I Was Never Nervous When

I Never Had A Bad Night In My Life, But I've Had A Few Bad Mornings.

I Was The Worst Hitter Ever. I Never Even Broke A Bat Until Last Year When I Was Backing Out Of The Garage.

I Talked To The Ball A Lot Of Times In My Career. I Yelled, "go Foul. Go Foul."

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.

He (jimmie Foxx) Has Muscles In His Hair.