I Was Never Interested In

I Did Some Sports. It Was A Bit Frustrating. I Wasn't The Greatest Sports Person.

Some People Get Therapy, Some People Get To Make Movies.

I Am Not A Dark Person And I Don't Consider Myself Dark.

Anybody Who Knows Me Knows I Would Never Read A Comic Book. And I Certainly Would Never Read Anything Written By Kevin Smith.

Stain Boy Of All The Super Heroes, The Strangest One By Far, Doesn't Have A Special Power, Or Drive A Fancy Car. Next To Superman And Batman, I Guess He Must Seem Tame. But To Me He Is Quite Special, And Stain Boy Is His Name. He Can't Fly Around Tall Buildings, Or Outrun A Speeding Train, The Only Talent He Seems To Have Is To Leave A Nasty Stain. Sometimes I Know It Bothers Him, That He Can't Run Or Swim Or Fly, And Because Of This One Ability, His Dry Cleaning Bill Is Sky-high.