I Was Never Asked To

I Knew 'mars Needs Moms! ' Would Be A Movie Seconds After The Title Came To Mind. Similarly, I Also Knew That My Daughter Would Be Calling Me A Dork As A Default Term Of Endearment Eventually.

I Grew Up In Los Angeles And Always Wished I'd Spent A Childhood In A Far Different Place.

He Comic Page Is Dying; I Didn't Want To Go With It.

I Will Go To My Grave In A State Of Abject Endless Fascination That We All Have The Capacity To Become Emotionally Involved With A Personality That Doesn't Exist.

And Just As It Is With All Proper Grannies, She Ordered Me Into My Pink Bunny Jammies.