I Was Mad When I

I Mean, I'm A Writer, Actor, And Director. Not To Rock The Boat Or Anything, But Compare That To A Carpenter And, In The End, Who Is The Better Man?

The Only Women I Publicly Date Are Those Who Have A Higher Imdb Rating Than Me.

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.

I've Always Wanted To Have Kids Of My Own, It's Just Tough Finding A Woman I Wouldn't Be Wasting My Dna On.

It's Not That George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People, God Made Hurricanes, Not People Who Can't Swim.