I Was In Kashmir Last

Excited About Black Friday. Also Excited About Jew Tuesday.

Bullfights Are Hugely Popular Because You Can Sit Comfortably With A Hot Dog And Possibly Watch A Man Die. It Wont Be Me, But I Can Sit Comfortably And Watch It.

Being A Screenwriter In Hollywood Is Like Being A Eunuch At An Orgy. Worse, Actually, At Least The Eunuch Is Allowed To Watch.

One Of The Things I Like About A Character: I Always Think It's Fascinating When A Character Can Turn On A Dime And Go From One Emotion To Another. I Like Watching That.

Your Spouse Should Be Just Attractive Enough To Turn You On. Anything More Is Trouble.