I Was Helped By Having

If I Had Been A Little Dog I'd Have Gone Leaping And Gambolling Around The Room Wagging My Tail Furiously.

For Years I Used To Bore My Wife Over Lunch With Stories About Funny Incidents.

And The Peace Which I Always Found In The Silence And Emptiness Of The Moors Filled Me Utterly

That Quotation About Not Having Time To Stand And Stare Has Never Applied To Me. I Seem To Have Spent A Good Part Of My Life - Probably Too Much - In Just Standing And Staring And I Was At It Again This Morning.

If A Farmer Calls Me To A Sick Animal, He Couldn't Care Less If I Were George Bernard Shaw.