I Was Freakishly Ambitious. I

No One Had Much Faith In Me Because I Was So Young. They Imagined A Little Brat With A Flash-in-the-pan Single. It Was Inevitable... Thankfully, I Proved People Wrong.

People Need Help, Advice And Love, Not Websites Telling You How To Lose Your Last Pound, Or Scantily Clad, Deeply Anorexic Celebrities Parading Around Flaunting Their Golden Bones.

I Think People Have Common Sense And Can Tell What's Real, What's Right Or What's Wrong And Work It Out.

I Now Know How To Walk Around Properly In My Undies. People Would Keep Telling Me To Push My Tits Out! I Also Now Know How To Use A Whip On People Without Causing Bruising.

Steve Coogan Does Something For Me. He Is So Naughty, But I Quite Fancy Him.