I Was Four Years Old

There Are Two Kinds Of People In This World: Michael Jackson Fans And Losers.

I've Noticed That Girls Between Like 20 And 30 Seem To Know 'can't Hardly Wait.' I Got The Goth Kids Who Know 'buffy.' I Got This Wide Spectrum Of People Who Range From Like 8 To 13 Who Seem To Know 'scooby-doo.' Then I Get The International People Who Seem To Know 'austin Powers' And 'the Italian Job.

Jeff Ross Has A New Show On Comedy Central Where He Roasts The News. It'll Be Perfect For People Who Find Jon Stewart Too Handsome And Funny.

The Chili I Ate Made For An Explosive Bathroom Experience. I Don't Know How To Put This Delicately, But I Missed The Toilet Entirely.

I'm Open To Anything. I Always Pick Projects Based On Their Content. I Mean, Any Time I Get To Be A Part Of Something That's Socially Relevant, I'm Always Interested. And Anything That Makes Me More Of A Rockstar At Comic-con Is Fine By Me.