I Was Cold, Hungry, And

We Were Innocent Once. How Could It Have Gone So Bad?

Was Using “dead-man’s-toe” Morally Okay If The Man’s Relatives Had Knowingly Sold Him For Parts?

You Just Click Your Heels And Think There's No Place Like Being Pwned.

Growing Up Is Hard, Love. Otherwise Everyone Would Do It.

Ah, Jenks? It’s Not A Lake, It’s A Friggin’ Freshwater Ocean. Did You See The Size Of The Tanker Going Under The Bridge When We Came Into Town? The Wake From It Could Tip Us. I’m Not Canoeing It Unless Your Name Is Pocahontas.