I Was Brought Up As

When You Are Waiting For The Bus And Someone Asks, "has The Bus Come Yet?". If The Bus Came Would I Be Standing Here?

American Sex Shops Are The Most Bizarre. They Sell These Inflatable Dolls, But They Also Sell Just The Head -- Supposedly For People To Drive Along The Highway With.

Well, The Film's Not Only Pricking The Pomposity Of The Church, It's Pricking The Pomposity, And Sometimes You Would Think Fraudulence, Of The Insurance Companies. I Had Never Read Anything Like This Until I Was Doing The Film, But Mark [joffe, The Director] And People Showed Me Stuff Where, Like A Flood, It Mattered Where The Water Came From. If You're Flooded From Above, You Get The Money; If You're Flooded From Below, You Don't. What's That About?

I Once Travelled To Adelaide On Emu Airways. I Was 5,000 Ft Up In The Air When Someone Pointed Out To Me That Emus Can't Fly

When You're Eating Something And Someone Asks 'is That Nice?' No It's Really Revolting - I Always Eat Stuff I Hate.