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It's An Old Aboriginal Word Meaning 'let's Get Together And Have Fun'. They Gave Us The Word Because They Had No Further Need For It.

The Whole Point Of Art, Aside From The Aesthetic Pleasure It Yields, Is That It Provides A Bridge To The Past; That Seductive Land Where We All Find Certainty And Consolation. Nothing Quite Spans This Gulf With Such Immediacy As The Art Of Popular Song.

If You Have To Explain Satire To Someone, You Might As Well Give Up.

I've Decided The Secret Of Parenting Is Benevolent Neglect.i Put My Family Last. Because If You Don't, If You Put Them First, They Never Thank You. You'll Never Get A Word Of Thanks From Them.

If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, You May Be Missing The Colossal Joke Of The Century.