I Was Born To Poor

Habit: A Shackle For The Free.

Cribbage, N. A Substitute For Conversation Among Those To Whom Nature Has Denied Ideas.

Barometer, N.: An Ingenious Instrument Which Indicates What Kind Of Weather We Are Having.

To Bother About The Best Method Of Accomplishing An Accidental Result.

Nectar, N. A Drink Served At Banquets Of The Olympian Deities. The Secret Of Its Preparation Is Lost, But The Modern Kentuckians Believe That They Come Pretty Near To A Knowledge Of Its Chief Ingredient.