I Was Born In Waukegan

Try Saving When Your Salary Is Low. So After Making More Money, You Will Not Be Able To Do This Anywhere

I Practice Three Hours Daily On My Violin So I Won't Get Worse.

I Believe In Being Honest With Myself. If There's One Thing I Hate It's When A Comedian Is Great And Won't Admit It. I've Never Met One Like That, But If I Did, I'd Hate Them.

When You Talk About The World's Greatest Entertainer You Have To Say Al Jolson Because There Was No One Like Him. Only Judy Garland And Perhaps Frank Sinatra Got Anywhere Near Him!

When Another Comedian Has A Lousy Show, I'm The First One To Admit It.