I Was Being Chased By

I Was Being Chased By A Giant Crab. That's Not Funny.

Three Weeks Ago One Of My Dreams Came True. I Finally Got To See Something I Always Wanted To Witness Live. I Finally Saw Someone Get Hit By A Car... Nailed!

It's Hard To Be Happy For Someone When You Know Deep Down They'd Kill You If They Had The Chance.

I Can't Do Anything! I Can't Even Have An English Muffin!

When You Swear To God, Its True ... Right Now God Is Watching And Saying, This Is True.