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You Want To Track Hollywood Careers, Look In The Real Estate Section. You See A Guy Buy A House That Costs $6 Million, And You Can Literally Start Counting The Days Until He Starts Doing Crappy Movies.

Oprah Is Rich; Bill Gates Is Wealthy. If Bill Gates Woke Up Tomorrow With Oprah's Money, He'd Jump Out Of A Window And Slit His Throat On The Way Down Saying, 'i Can't Even Put Gas In My Plane!'

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I Want My Name To Be A Brand In Comedy. I Hope My Name Stands For Comedic Excellence.

White Man Makes Guns? No Problem. Black Rapper Says "gun"? Congressional Hearing.