I Was About Five Years

I Was About Five Years Old When I Was Eating Soup In Our Kitchen, And As I Was Lifting The Spoon Towards My Mouth, It Bent And Broke In Half.

Either The Phone Is So Seriously Thin And Flimsy That It Is Bendable With Mere Physical Force, Which I Cannot Believe Given The Extensive Tests Apple Would Have Done. Or -- And This Is Far More Plausible -- Somehow The Energy And Excitement Of The 10 Million People Who Purchased Iphones Has Awakened Their Mind Powers And Caused The Phones To Bend.

The Lnternet Is Turning Economics Inside-out. For Example, Everybody On The Internet Now Wants Stuff For Free And There Are So Many Free Services Available.

Nowadays Even Presidents, Vice-presidents, And Heads Of Big Agencies Are Opening Their Minds To Accept Psychic Phenomena, Because They Know It Works.

I Was Sued By A Woman Who Claimed That She Became Pregnant Because She Watched Me On Television And I Bent Her Contraceptive Coil.