I Was A Groupie For

I Came Out Here To Do The Acting, And Then After A Year Of Auditions And Not Getting Anything, I Met These Italian Guys And They Asked Me To Write Lyrics For Them. Then They Said, "why Don't You Just Front The Band?" I Said, "well, Maybe Because I Can't Sing. I've Never Sang Before In My Life."

It's So Funny Because You Think You're Attracted To This Bad Boy. They Do Whatever They Want, But You Don't Really Want That. You Don't Want Someone Who's Out On A Tour Bus, Sleeping Around With Different People And Getting Wasted.

How Can You Not Love A Man Banging On The Drums? He Knows How To Keep A Rhythm.

As A Girl I Wanted The Cyndi Lauper Hairstyle, With The Shaved Side Of The Head, Or The Sharon Stone Perm From 'total Recall.'

I Can't Walk By Chocolate Without Eating It.