I Was A Big Fan

You Can't Be Bad Ass In A Car That Kills Gas Like I Kill Tacos.

You Gotta Live Life Before You Can Talk About It. Sometimes When Things Don't Work Out In Life, They Work Out On Stage.

There's Been A Lot Of Guys That Come Out Of Texas Who Have Made It Really Big. So It's Not A Geographic Thing, It's A How Hard Are You Willing To Work For It.

I'm All About Showing People That I'm A Little Messed Up, I Have A Lot Of The Same Problems You Have. By Exposing Myself And Putting Myself Out There, People Can Relate To Me And My Act Won't Grow Stale. I Mean, Nobody Wants To Hear A Comedian Say, 'life Is Great.'

I Just Like The Little Mermaid Cartoon. Say What You Want. I Have A Fish Tank, It's A Long Story. I Have A Fascination With The Ocean, And You Put A Hot Chick In There, It Just Adds More To It! I Liked The Little Mermaid. It's A Cool Movie. It's One Of Those I Watch Over And Over Again.