I Wanted To Throw My

If I Had Played My Career Hitting Singles Like Pete (rose), I'd Wear A Dress.

I Guess You Could Say I'm What This Country Is All About.

I Played Seven Years Without Ever Hitting The Ball.

I Don't Know Why Roger (maris) Isn't In The Hall Of Fame. To Me, He Was As Good As There Ever Was.

Stay Away From Drugs And Alcohol. Listen To Your Moms And Dads. In This Great Country Of Ours You Do Whatever You Set Your Mind To. Make Us Proud Of You.