I Wanted To Leave Eight

My Wife Bought An Extra Life Insurance Policy On Me.

I'm Cleaning Toilets For $30 A Day, Because I Needed That $30, And People Are Pointing At Me, Saying, Look At The Big Movie Star. Look Where He Is Now. I Just Said, I'm Where God Put Me.

Nobody Makes Me Laugh Like My Wife.

Hollywood Has Always Been Good To Me. I've Never Blamed Hollywood For My Problems.

If I'm Going To Follow A God, Why Would I Want To Follow A God Of My Creation? That Would Be An Alcoholic Idiot Nitwit Jerk God!