Anorexics Never Have Boyfriends. ...

Where There's Smoke Around A Conservative, There Are Journalists Furiously Rubbing Two Sticks Together.

If John Kerry Had A Dollar For Every Time He Bragged About Serving In Vietnam - Oh Wait, He Does.

I Defy Any Of My Coreligionists To Tell Me They Do Not Laugh At The Idea Of Dawkins Burning In Hell.

The Democrats Pretended To Care About Black People For About Five Minutes To Help Their Electoral Process, And Then Civil Rights Suddenly Became Abortion On Demand, Gay Marriage, Rights For The Homeless, Etc.

I Think [whitewater]'s Going To Prevent The First Lady From Running For Senate.