I Wanted To Be A

I Probably Dreamt About Running Off To America Or Something When I Was 16 Because It Just Seemed Like I Was Studying Algebra And Going, 'what Am I Going To Use This For?

I'm Not Great At Having My Picture Taken And I Don't Enjoy That Side Of It Very Much But I Enjoy Being With My Friends And It's Nice To Have A Reunion.

I Don't Wear A Bikini On The Beach. I Walk Around My House In Pyjamas. I Haven't Seen Myself Naked In The Mirror For Probably A Decade. I'm Very Prudish.

I Never Get Recognised Here In London, Which I Like. Once A Year, Someone Comes Up To Me And Asks If I Am 'so-and-so's Niece' Because They Think They Recognise Me From Somewhere. I Like That.

People In New York Just Seem A Lot More Open Than I Thought They Would Be.