I Wanted Something Very Dense,

When You Just Get Mixed Up & There's Too Much Going On, Then It's Time To Pick Up Your Guitar.

This Guitar Is Such A Pal. It's A Psychiatrist. It's A Doggone Bartender. It's A Housewife. This Guy Is Everything. Whenever I Find That I've Got A Problem, I'll Go Pick My Guitar Up And Play. It's The Greatest Pal In The Whole World.

Now I Need To Take A Piece Of Wood And Make It Sound Like The Railroad Track, But I Also Had To Make It Beautiful And Lovable So That A Person Playing It Would Think Of It In Terms Of His Mistress, A Bartender, His Wife, A Good Psychiatrist - Whatever.

I Used My Mother's Radio As A Pa System. I'd Take The Telephone, The Speaking Part, And Take Those Two Leads Off And Lead Them Into The Radio And The Sound Would Come Out Of The Speaker.

If You're In The U.s. And Talk To Someone On The Phone Who's In Iraq, You'll Experience Sound Delay. It Isn't Long, But The Sound Has To Go To A Satellite And Back, It's Used For Everything. I'm Proud To Have That Be Something I Invented.