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It's A Plastic Surgeon You Need, Not A Doctor

The Writing Is The Most Important Bit, And Performing It Is Just Closing The Circle Because I'm Less Likely To Screw It Up Than Anyone Else.

Too Many People Confuse Being Serious With Being Solemn.

It's Easier To Be Creative If You've Got Other People To Play With.

I Wish You Wusses Would Stop Whining About Your Unhappiness. I'm Really Fed Up With It. Pour Yourself A Scotch And Pull Yourself Together. Go Out And Shoot Something!