I Want To Tell You

How Does Gravity Work? And If It Were To Cease Suddenly, Would Certain Restaurants Still Require A Jacket?

In California, They Don't Throw Their Garbage Away - They Make It Into Tv Shows.

I Hope You're Getting This Down.

When I Asked My Mother Where Babies Came From, She Thought I Said Rabies. She Said You Get Them From Being Bitten By A Dog. The Next Week, A Woman On My Block Gave Birth To Triplets... I Thought She'd Been Bitten By A Great Dane.

The Only Love That Lasts Is Unrequited Love.