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There Seemed Nothing So True As A Yellow Tree.

To Write A Short Story, You Have To Be Able To Stay Up All Night.

Shopping For Clothes Is Like Masturbation - Everyone Does It, But It Isn't Very Interesting And Therefore Should Be Done Alone, In An Embarrassed Fashion, And Never Be The Topic Of Party Conversation.

Those Are The Love Killers. They Love You And Then They Kill You. They're From Another Planet. Supposedly.

She Smiled At Him, With Longing. 'where Do You Live,' She Asked, 'and How Do I Get There?