I Want To Do For

For Five Years I've Felt Like The Best Prostitute In A High-class Whorehouse. But All The Other Girls Get Paid More Than I Do.

I Like To Describe My Life As A Black Hole With A Little Light Out There.

The Only Time I'd Played Organized Basketball Was My Sophomore Year In High School, When I Barely Made The Junior Varsity Team.

If You're Going To Have Sex, Use A Condom.

Why Should I Try To Make You Believe The Things I Believe In?