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There Are Songs About Abortions, About Slashing Your Arms With Razors, About Imagining Your Own Funeral In New Orleans, About Rock Stars Cheating On Their Wives, Sex.

Drugs Have Nothing To Do With The Creation Of Music. In Fact, They Are Dumb And Self Indulgent. Kind Of Like Sucking Your Thumb!

I Like All The Angels Around Because They Protect Me And My Daughter. I Mean, Her Dad's An Angel.

I Don't Mean To Be A Diva, But Some Days You Wake Up And You're Barbara Streisand.

Twitter Is An Amazing Thing, Because People Follow Each Other And They Can Make Friends.