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If I'd Observed All The Rules, I'd Never Have Got Anywhere.

Arthur Miller Wouldn't Have Married Me If I Had Been Nothing But A Dumb Blonde.

The Trouble With Censors Is That They Worry If A Girl Has Cleavage. They Ought To Worry If She Hasn't Any.

You're Always Running Into People's Unconscious.

I Have Always Felt Comfortable In Blue Jeans. I Have Found It Interesting, However, That People Also Whistle At Blue Jeans. I Have To Admit That I Like Mine To Fit. There's Nothing I Hate Worse Than Baggy Blue Jeans.