I Want To Be Adopted

Vin Diesel Is The Best Kisser In The World, Better Than Anyone Else I've Ever Had. The Most Attractive Thing About Vin Is His Brain. That's His Most Attractive Muscle.

What You Might See As Depravity Is, To Me, Just Another Aspect Of The Human Condition.

Peoples Attitudes About Sex Arent Healthy Anywhere, Except Maybe In Those Tribes Where They Go Around Naked.

I Want To Be Adopted By The French. I Want To Go To Live In Paris.

Why Did I Spend All These Years Playing Boring Europeans? I Was Made For Action Movies.