I Want Teachers To Teach,

Why The Hell Do We Make Such A Big Deal Out Of Things That Shouldn't Be A Big Deal?

With Iran's Long History Of Lies And Non-cooperation, Why Are We Talking To Them? Why Are We Giving Them Legitimacy?

I'm The Reason Why I'm Overweight. No One Made Me Do It. I Did It.

I'm Not Staid And Unbiased Here. I Have Certain Biases I Want To Convey, And If You Disagree, That's Fine.

I Want Teachers To Teach, And I Want Oreos To Be Eaten.