This Is War,' I Yelled

Everyone Knows That If You Buy Chocolate With Spare Change, Then The Calories Don't Count.

I Think I Got A Bruise From Landing On You. I Hear Bacon Is Real Good For Healing A Bruise.

I Am Not Menopausal. I Just Wanted Half An Hour Alone. Is That Too Much To Ask? A Crappy Half Hour!

Opening My Door To Dillon Ruddick, My Bulding Super. I Handed Him A Cup Of Coffee. "sorry About The Blood." "what Was It This Time?" No One Reported Gunfire." "i Hit A Guy In The Face With A Hair Dryer." "whoa." Dillon Said. "it Wasn't My Fault," I Told Him. "maybe We Should Lay Down Some Linoleum Here. It Would Make Things Easier For Clean Up.

You Owe Me!" -stephanie "why Do I Owe You?" -joe "i Caught Your No Good Cousin." -stephanie "yeah And In The Process You Burned Down A Funeral Home, And Damaged Thousands Of Dollars Of Government Property." -joe "well If You Are Going To Be Picky About It...." -stephanie