I Want Faith; But I

It Is Habit For Me To Discount Myself Before Somebody Else Does It For Me. Better To Get In The First Lick

They've Great Respect For The Dead In Hollywood, But None For The Living.

Women Won't Let Me Stay Single And I Won't Let Me Stay Married.

I Like My Whisky Old And My Women Young.

You Can Never Trust A Human Being To Behave As You Would Have Expected In A Given Circumstance