I Want An Oompa-loompa!' Screamed

Books Shouldn't Be Daunting, They Should Be Funny, Exciting And Wonderful.

When You're Old Enough To Write A Book For Children, By Then You'll Have Become A Grown Up And Have Lost All Your Jokeyness. Unless You're An Undeveloped Adult And Still Have An Enormous Amount Of Childishness In You.

Two Rights Don't Equal A Left.

The Life Of A Writer Is Absolute Hell Compared To The Life Of A Businessman.

We All Have Our Moments Of Brilliance And Glory, And This Was Mine.