I Want A Tattoo Over

So This Zealot Comes To My Door, All Glazed Eyes And Clean Reproductive Organs, Asking Me If I Ever Think About God. So I Tell Him I Killed God. I Tracked God Down Like A Rabid Dog, Hacked Off His Legs With A Hedge Trimmer, Raped Him With A Corncob, And Boiled Off His Corpse In An Acid Bath. So He Pulls An Alternating-current Taser On Me And Tells Me That Only The Official Serbian Church Of Tesla Can Save My Polyphase Intrinsic Electric Field, Known To Non-engineers As "the Soul." So I Hit Him. What Would You Do?

Its A Strange World. Lets Keep It That Way.

If You Believe That Your Thoughts Originate Inside Your Brain, Do You Also Believe That Television Shows Are Made Inside Your Television Set?

Stephen King Says That If You Forget An Idea, Then It Can't Have Been Any Good. He Means He, Not You. You Are Not Stephen King. Do Not Attempt To Emulate Stephen King At Home.

Read Comics. All Comics. And Then Cut Them Open To Steal Their Power.