I Want A Tattoo Over

Read Comics. All Comics. And Then Cut Them Open To Steal Their Power.

So This Zealot Comes To My Door, All Glazed Eyes And Clean Reproductive Organs, Asking Me If I Ever Think About God. So I Tell Him I Killed God. I Tracked God Down Like A Rabid Dog, Hacked Off His Legs With A Hedge Trimmer, Raped Him With A Corncob, And Boiled Off His Corpse In An Acid Bath. So He Pulls An Alternating-current Taser On Me And Tells Me That Only The Official Serbian Church Of Tesla Can Save My Polyphase Intrinsic Electric Field, Known To Non-engineers As "the Soul." So I Hit Him. What Would You Do?

I Want Vasopressin, Washed Caffeine, Jumpstart, Ginkgo Biloba, Guarana, And Any Intelligence Enhancer Introduced In The Last Five Years.

Cheap! But Not As Cheap As Your Girlfriend.

Its A Strange World. Lets Keep It That Way.