I Want A President Who

For 35 Years I Was A Writer. I Wrote A Lot Of Jokes. Some Of Them Weren’t Funny. Some Of Them Weren’t Appropriate. Some Of Them Were Downright Offensive. I Understand That.

I Think If You're Going To Do A Movie About Reagan, You Do It About The Fact That He Created The Huge Deficit, That He Armed The Mujahideen, That He Armed Saddam, That He Armed Iran, That He Armed Two-thirds Of The Axis Of Evil, And That He Funded Terrorists In Central America. He Was, In My Mind, A Terrible President.

In Our Political System, Money Is Power. And That Means A Few Can Have A Lot More Power Than The Rest. That's Bad News For Everyone Else - And For Our Democracy Itself.

Call-time Has Renewed My Faith In The Need For Public Financing Of Elections. Call-time Is Where I As The Candidate, Sit In A Room With My “call-time Manager,” And A Phone. Then I Call People And Ask Them For Money. For Hours. Apparently, I’m Really Good At It.

And I Think That Being Able To Make People Laugh And Write A Book That's Funny Makes The Information Go Down A Lot Easier And It Makes It A Lot More Fun To Read, Easier To Understand, And Often Stronger. So There's All Kinds Of Advantages To It.